

“Glinda, Why does wickedness happen?”
“Thats a good question. One that many people find confusifying. Are people born wicked, or do they have wickedness thrust upon them?”

“Oh your Ozness, I knew you’d help. You see, we’re not just here for ourselves..”
“We’re not?”
“No. We’re here because something bad is happening to the animals of Oz and…”
“Please i’m the Wizard of Oz! I already no why you’ve come!”
“oooooooooooooHHHHH!”
“Fellow Ozians, let us be glad! Let us be grateful! Let us rejoycify that goodness could subdue, the wicked workings of, you know who.”

An ad for Wicked’s pre-Broadway tryouts in San Francisco.